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In-between Midnite Monster Hops, we travel throughout all of space and time in our Bucket o'Blood. Did you know there are more wonders of the universe than you can shake a stick of dynamite at? That's right, there are countless sights to behold to inspire the young and the old: Artists, dreamers, and creators, have struggled and fought not just throughout time on your own planet, but on infinite spheres throughout the inky, infinite, blackness of space!
Throw out your Hallmark holidays! Today is important!
As we collectively race towards our inevitable doom, the Midnite Monster Hop marks the births and beginnings of those that really rate! Invest time and energy into the existence of Humphrey Bogart, who was born on this date in 1899, Rod Serling, who was born on this date in 1924, the film Her Wild Oat, that premiered on this date in 1927, Irish McCalla, who was born on this date in 1928, Dick Miller, who was also born on this date in 1928, Jack Dracula, who was born on this date in 1935, the film Hellzapoppin, that premiered on this date in 1941, and Shane MacGowan, who was born on this date in 1957!