Greetings 'Creeps and 'Caskettes! This is the Mighty Moloch here. I like dead things, such as the art of letter writing! Strange has offered to make sure you receive this transmission in a timely manner on PhantomCreep.com.
In-between Midnite Monster Hops, we travel throughout all of space and time in our Bucket o'Blood. Did you know there are more wonders of the universe than you can shake a stick of dynamite at? That's right, there are countless sights to behold to inspire the young and the old: Artists, dreamers, and creators, have struggled and fought not just throughout time on your own planet, but on infinite spheres throughout the inky, infinite, blackness of space!
Throw out your Hallmark holidays! Today is important!